Don't leave! If I have my way this Website is gonna be sweet. I'm not sure what I'm gonna put in it yet, but I'm full of ideas.
Sorry. There is no porn on this site. And if there was, it wouldn't be very good. But by the time I'm done, you'll feel so close to me, it will seem like porn.
I know, I know. I've been gone forever. I didn't mean to. I wanted to talk to you, believe me. I've missed this site. But, hey, these things happen. If you really want to know what happened, send me an E-mail. I'll update every chance I get. A lots been going on in the exciting life of your favorite internet personality, and I'll let you in as soon as I can. For those of you new to the site, pay no attention to this ramble and start HAVING FUN!!(intentional capitalization)
I'm Back!! . . . kind of