A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.
A bird in the bush is worth jack squat.
A bird in the hand is worth 2x [jack squat]
Erectile disfunction is bad.
But it's even worse if you're a rapist. Mood rings scare me.
Sure, they seem cool, but you have to wonder;
Do they merely display the mood you have,
Or do they control it? It would be funny
If I went to an Italian Restaurant
And ordered Balogna. It takes a big man
To laugh about
His flatulence. Sometimes, when I'm blue,
I think about Smurfs.
Then I'm not so blue.
By comparison. A man cannot live on bread alone.
Though I know several women
Who seem to live on coffee. I think fireworks should be a sportings event.
You could shoot a flaming arrow
Into a released pidgeon.
Dunked in Kerosine. 
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