SCHMUCK:
my pronoun of choice. I use this where most people use "guy", because it's insulting. It makes it look like I know I'm better than the people I'm talking about. I think it might be cuss word in hebrew, or something. But this is such a great word because it's so rarely used. I started using this on my own, not from some other influence. Try it. It works. NER:
Ner is a word like no other. It's more of an exclamation than anything else. The proper use of ner is imitation of someone else. This is done by stating that you're that person, stating ner, and then stating, in first person, some charectoristic of that said person. An example:
I'm Brendon! Ner! I like to punch Chandler! Ner!
You can see how effective this word can be. It has already become very popular, and is used by litterally 3 people. GAH
"Gah" is a word used for surprise, usually unpleasant. "What time is it?" "Gah! It's three fifteen!" Gah is pronounced just as it is written. Danny pronounces it with a swallowing sound, but this is incorrect. Brendon spells it without an a, but this is also incorrect. Gah is a word passed down through many generations on my dad's side of the family. MEH
Meh is the universal term for not caring, as said by my good friend Nick. Usually coupled with putting your palms up, tilting your head, and srugging. (Not coupled, I guess. Quadrupled) "Chandler, you got a 'B' on the test." "Meh." "Brendon! You're about to fall off of that cliff!" "M-e-e-e-e-h!" A classy word to say. Most people will understand it, and admire you for putting your apathy in a simple, auditory expression. WHHHAT IN THE WHHHORLD?
This is an example of Gray speech. Gray is a friend of mine, and I make fun of him by greatly exaggerating his vocal tendencies, giving me a funny voice, something like a man whose tongue is considerably too large for his mouth. Other Gray terms include "Ghhood Lhhord!", "Yha ihhdiot!", and "Ahll righht, fhaggots, whhhere's mhy fhhork?". Ah, memories. FAILURE!
This is a term I use, but cannot take credit for. I'm not sure where it started, but you can ask Nick. Anyway, if anyone ever screws up (no matter how minor this screw up is), everyone in the room has the express right to
1) Extend arm with pointing finger,
2) Shout "FAILURE!",
3) Shove finger into screw up's face, and
4) Repeat, as neccessary.
This is a formal declaration of failure, but it can also enter into common speech, as in "Nope, sorry, failure." or "Uh-uh, you fail.", with out creating a scene or having to touch your friend. IT'S a SQUIRELL, MORON! (Slap)
This is a great thing to say at anytime, especially when someone tries to identify something else. It started when I thought I saw something in the woods, a Brendon said, "It's a squirell, moron" and slapped me. As it turns out, it really was something, so I slapped Brendon, mockingly stating "It's a squirell, moron!" ALGEBRA I!:
This is something you say whenever someone does something stupid. I've got some friends who were in Algebra I last year, and sometimes I make them feel down because of this. You don't use this term in a sentence, but say it outloud to yourself as you hit your forehead. And you can use it whenever ANYONE does anything stupid, Even if they're in Calculus. |
